Positions detects non-committal statements as definitive

What happened?
@HypnoDoge was stoked and can’t wait to sell his oil calls at open because he is but a wee excitable lad which I have entrusted with the legacy of the challenge.

What did you expect instead?
Exactly that, see wee excitable lad reference. But also positions shouldn’t take that statement as an exit call.

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